Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Being British

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer,then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab,to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. Most of all its about being suspicious of anything Foreign. Oh, and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than a ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front.
We might be British but fuck, we're funny !